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The Midnight Sage
July242014
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: i need season 2 of ouran highschool host club
July232014

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I was practicing anatomy and then this happened

(via dietsouda)

10PM
grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying. Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

(Source: loveleighxsponge, via fuckin-got-me)

8PM

beekirby:

idontlikevideogames:

pinkhammers:

not-enough-sonic:

cheycherry:

captainpsparrow:

Human Sonic

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Human Shadow

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Human Tails

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Human Silver

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Human Knuckles

Human Amy 

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Human Rouge

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Human Eggman

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(via dietsouda)

8PM
nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

(Source: epic-humor, via mr-salacia-senpai)

7PM
12AM

stoned-levi:

rivaidere:

stoned-levi:

Me: That’s it.
Me: *rips off shirt*
Me: That fuckin tears it.
Me: *puts on boxing gloves*
Me: We’re settling this right now.
Me: *puts on mouth guard*
Me: *steps into the ring*
Me: Winner decides what color Eren Jaeger’s fucking eyes are.

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close enough (x)

*drops gloves*

..

(via crockercorpjanecrocker)

July222014

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

(via absol-used-thief)

11PM

spyroflame0487:

Pokemon TCG Illustrator Sakuba Tokiya draws Pokemon Fusions. And they’re amazing.

(via planeswalker-princess)

11PM

ladyskorpia:

omrooksss:

asksubjuggulatortz:

psiibooty:

pupapan-sexual:

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

whats with the ravioli???

Yes…Ravioli…

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

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Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

(via timemagetim)

11PM
s1uts:

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"


this

s1uts:

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

this

(via lovrina)

10PM

ladyskorpia:

omrooksss:

asksubjuggulatortz:

psiibooty:

pupapan-sexual:

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

whats with the ravioli???

Yes…Ravioli…

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

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Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

(via thepageofhopes)

10PM

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

(via tooquirkytolose)

9PM
seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not

seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not

(via memewhore)

9PM

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

(via agentrodgers)

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