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The Midnight Sage
August12014
snowywolfgirl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NIGHT TIME
TIME FOR A CAT PARTY
HUMAN
HUMAN DANCE WITH US 


Dͬͫ͊̎҉҉̛̬̣͚A̱̫̩̣̫̎ͫͤͨ̂̆̋͘͜Ņ̷̣̱̇ͤ͗͛̚C̛̞̜͕̖̤̥̱ͤ̚È̡͓͚ͯ́ ̣̩ͬ̀̋̐̿́ͨͧ̀͟W̛̼͇͍͕̄ͨ̓̅ͬ̔ͮ̃͘͠Ȋ̷̶̧̳̖ͫ̎͑̿͊̚T̨̳̬͙̥̆ͧ̂̒ͅHͦ̽͐̀̿ͫͧ̌͏ͅ ̔̊̈͐͗͡͏̜͓̀Ư̡̛͈͕̯͕̹ͪ̎͆S͇̗͕͚̳̻͒͐̍̄ͯ̒̚͠,̷̢͎̥̻͗͗͌͌́̀̚ ̟̺̟̜̼͔ͨ͒̒͟H̯̆͐͡U̅̀̽ͦ́ͥ́͆͏̦̰̙̲͔̟͜M̡̭̫̰̰̭̘̬ͬ͑̍ͮ̄̓A̯̫͕̲͗ͩ̏̊̔͛Nͤ͏̷̞̩͎̦̱.̵̟͔̟̓͒̾͡

snowywolfgirl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NIGHT TIME

TIME FOR A CAT PARTY

HUMAN

HUMAN DANCE WITH US 

Dͬͫ͊̎҉҉̛̬̣͚A̱̫̩̣̫̎ͫͤͨ̂̆̋͘͜Ņ̷̣̱̇ͤ͗͛̚C̛̞̜͕̖̤̥̱ͤ̚È̡͓͚ͯ́ ̣̩ͬ̀̋̐̿́ͨͧ̀͟W̛̼͇͍͕̄ͨ̓̅ͬ̔ͮ̃͘͠Ȋ̷̶̧̳̖ͫ̎͑̿͊̚T̨̳̬͙̥̆ͧ̂̒ͅHͦ̽͐̀̿ͫͧ̌͏ͅ ̔̊̈͐͗͡͏̜͓̀Ư̡̛͈͕̯͕̹ͪ̎͆S͇̗͕͚̳̻͒͐̍̄ͯ̒̚͠,̷̢͎̥̻͗͗͌͌́̀̚ ̟̺̟̜̼͔ͨ͒̒͟H̯̆͐͡U̅̀̽ͦ́ͥ́͆͏̦̰̙̲͔̟͜M̡̭̫̰̰̭̘̬ͬ͑̍ͮ̄̓A̯̫͕̲͗ͩ̏̊̔͛Nͤ͏̷̞̩͎̦̱.̵̟͔̟̓͒̾͡

(Source: magicalteatime, via tattooed-disappointment)

9PM

a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

(Source: harveyxspecter, via sweet-oblivion)

9PM
July312014
12PM

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

(via thiefoftoast)

12PM

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

(via nymfali)

12PM
hanbei-l-of-ransei:

bibliophilianapologist:

beastboybothersraven:

28
beast boy’s shameful secret
(dudes dig the grey skin)

HE IS A FREAKING GREEN SNAKE BEAST BOY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING

Raven and Beast Boy used to go out in the Teen Titans comics. He likes the grey skin because he likes Raven.I have learned you a thing.

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

bibliophilianapologist:

beastboybothersraven:

28

beast boy’s shameful secret

(dudes dig the grey skin)

HE IS A FREAKING GREEN SNAKE BEAST BOY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING

Raven and Beast Boy used to go out in the Teen Titans comics. He likes the grey skin because he likes Raven.
I have learned you a thing.

(via thiefoftoast)

12PM

admiraloblivious:

truegryffindorforever:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

^rotfl and reblogging again for that comment.

Life goals: Be As Dweeby As Tolkien.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth, via equuslupus)

12PM

ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

(Source: disneyyandmore, via typicalnepeta)

12PM
goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 


I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:



Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles


just reblogging this again
oh my god

you were missing some space-ness


somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?




Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 

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I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:

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Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles

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just reblogging this again

oh my god

you were missing some space-ness

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somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?

Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

(via thiefoftoast)

12PM
mayaoishiina:

fieryredsam:

the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES

if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating

mayaoishiina:

fieryredsam:

the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES

if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating

(via thiefoftoast)

12PM
dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

(via ruinedchildhood)

12PM

I just love how Aradia has this huge smile on no matter what happens

the-broken-knight:

kyrabanks:

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“Oh look John is now calling out Vriska on her bullshit.”

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“Oh look, everyone has basically left Vriska.”

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“Yeah bitch you better cry I know what you did to my ancestor.”

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“I can’t wait to see everyone’s sure to be doom.”

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I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

You now understand why I love Aradia

(Source: kyrabanks, via thiefoftoast)

12PM

cindehella:

MY HAND SLIPPED AGAIN

(via thiefoftoast)

12PM

spindaninja:

KARKAT ISNT ALWAYS ANGRY

ARADIA ISNT EMOTIONLESS

TAVROS ISNT COWARDLY

SOLLUX ISNT ALWAYS PEEVED

NEPETA ISNT WEAK

KANAYA ISNT ALWAYS SOPHISTICATED

TEREZI ISNT ANNOYING

VRISKA ISNT COLDHEARTED

EQUIUS ISNT CREEPY

GAMZEE ISNT ALWAYS CRAZY

ERIDAN ISNT “FOREVER ALONE”

FEFERI ISNT ALWAYS SUPER HYPED

(Source: grimdark-princess, via thiefoftoast)

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