The Midnight Sage

So I love Doctor Who, Avatar the Last Airbender, Homestuck, Tolkien, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Sherlock and add a bunch of books and and videogames and shows to the list. I'm an 18 year old bi guy in a relationship but you probably don't care. Anyway I mostly just reblog what I like although I'm trying to get into the habit of making my own posts anyway if your interested shoot me a message I'll give you advice even if I know nothing about your problem and I will listen to just about anything. Thanks

May222013

babynarwhalshineyeyes:

CG: im so sorry :(
Jade: BARK!

This is my bajillionth time uploading this and Tumblr messed up the quality, whatever I’m so done.
Just click it to see it a little better.
Non Gif (x)

CG: im so sorry :(

Jade: BARK!

This is my bajillionth time uploading this and Tumblr messed up the quality, whatever I’m so done.

Just click it to see it a little better.

Non Gif (x)

(via becquerei)

10AM

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(via thethoughtless)

10AM

art-of-swords:

Swords in Art

Edward le flibustier by *CaptainBerunov

(via youreadwarf)

10AM

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

(via a-honey-badger)

10AM

amplifiedattire:

Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

(via yaoiyaoidaze)

10AM

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

(via liz-lemon-is-my-spirit-animal)

10AM

dreadfullylate:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

mr-cappadocia:

You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?

I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.

YES

(Source: wonderful-manna, via screamingcrawfish)

10AM

accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

(Source: scagnetism, via lucretia-delie)

10AM

rin-rejection:

wompwompmo:

ERGINESFVSGERNGOIER HE’S SO CUTE JUST LOOK AT HIM AND HIS ONE EYE AND OMFG ARE THOSE BRACES. BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY WHY DOES A BABY HAVE BRACES??

(Source: evil-regal-forever, via come-as--you--are)

10AM